Today I got hopped up on Benadryl and watched The Five Doctors while eating tons of fudgesicles. This has scientifically been proven to be the best way to watch old timey Doctor Who.
I've learned the following from this little movie about the first five Doctors:
1) Gallifreyans can be identified by their funny hats.
2) Martha was the new Teagan, sortakinda.
3) There was once some ginger dude traveling in the TARDIS.
4) Beware of giant, 2-D triangles spinning in the sky because they are actually the 2-D triangles of DEATH.
5) The first Doctor could kick all the subsequent Doctor's butts. With words and a cane whacking.
I was so scared I wouldn't like Old Who! But I did! It's like reading golden age comics, and some silver age stuff-- a great, funny, enlightening, cracky product of its time. Though this was far more recent than a lot of Who.
What was the name of that silver thingy that guarded the entrance where Sarah Jane and 3rd Doctor were trying to get in? The one that was the universe's most efficient and ineffectual killing machine in a silver skin-tight jumpsuit? That thing is begging to be revamped and brought back.
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